To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

[Chips]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your check stubs, write "For Marijuana."

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk, and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity -

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

I made this one with my friends some years ago, VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!

[RayUK]

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

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Yes, it's real

[Anthony]

Funny stuff

[giggles7p]

LMAOOOOO - Chips thanks for the laughs this AM.....I love the sing along at the opera.....can just imagine being there and singing at the top of my lungs words i don't even know what they mean...lolll

Diet Water...i promise you i will be asking for this one!

Has anyone ever watched the stand up of Bill Cosby? He has one titled "Himself".....what a freaking great time listing to that....laugh your ass off when he starts talking about his kids....priceless...

[thepokerkeep]

Ya, Cosby's in a class by himself.
When we were kids, we used to listen to his records (33's)... insanely funny without being vulgar or crass.

[casinojack]

Bill Cosby doing Noah, and all those other bible ones I can listen to over and over.

He is amazing, love it all, "those of you with or without children..."

He is the MASTER at timing, imo...

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