The Snake and the Skunk
A married couple returns from a safari holiday. They have caught a snake and a skunk, which they want to smuggle into the country.
Near customs, the woman gets nervous and asks her husband what to do.
The man answers: "I'll put the snake around my belly, so it looks like a belt. And you should put the skunk in your panties".
The woman reacts upset: "But that smells awful".
The man: "Ahh, I don't think it will bother the animal".
"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you like, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit." R.E. Shay