Swine flu, I'm really concerned ..

[casinojack]

I'm really concerned about the Swine Flu. ........ 3 years ago, Chinese Calendar Year of the Cow...Mad Cow Disease. 2 years ago, Chinese Calendar Year of the Bird...Avian Flu. This year, Chinese Calendar Year of the Pig...Swine flu. Next year is the Year of the ****...Anybody else worried?

[Shaun O'neill]

Dont worry about **** flu, it is nothing compared to man flu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0

Shaun

[Shaun O'neill]

Whats up with you dude????

Shaun

Well, great work! You have helped me to improve my knowledge about this field. Thank you so much for sharing.

[thepokerkeep]

Whats up with you dude????

Shaun

The guy is a spammer - check his sig links... the only reason for that post was to get them indexed.

I reported him - waiting for a mod to remove the links or ban him outright.

[universal4]

This year, Chinese Calendar Year of the Pig...Swine flu. Next year is the Year of the ****...Anybody else worried?

OMG!!!

What's a man to do to protect himself?

Rick
Universal4

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[Renee]

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OMG!!!

What's a man to do to protect himself?

Rick
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And one of the only times I am glad to have a vagina.

We get everything, pregnancy, menopause, periods, etc etc... bout time you guys took one for the team.

Edit: BTW you could always cut it off?

[Chips]

I am gonna find some nyquil condoms! Lord knows I don't want a shot "down there"

[GFPC]

LOL - Only Renee... Classic!!!

Cut it off? Oh my!!!

And one of the only times I am glad to have a vagina.

We get everything, pregnancy, menopause, periods, etc etc... bout time you guys took one for the team.

Edit: BTW you could always cut it off?

[Renee]

LOL - Only Renee... Classic!!!

Cut it off? Oh my!!!

Just tellin it like it is

[universal4]

Awwww c'mon Renee, donchathink that's kinda drastic....

I mean because it might get the sniffles and a runny....



Rick
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[Renee]

Awwww c'mon Renee, donchathink that's kinda drastic....

I mean because it might get the sniffles and a runny....



Rick
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BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

I love you guys. Such perverts.

[universal4]

I actually KNEW you would like that Renee....and in fact my response was designed specifically for you.....lol

Rick
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[Renee]

I actually KNEW you would like that Renee....and in fact my response was designed specifically for you.....lol

Rick
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Aww thanks!
Such a tight knit family we got going on here

[universal4]

Yea true....

And besides, without a blood test it might not even be the Swine Flu....it could just be a "head cold".....



Rick
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[giggles7p]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

Just stepped into this thread and i am laughing my ass off! lollllll

Good One CJ!

And don't worry guys, i looked up the "****" flu, and it only effects the bigger, longer versions....so you all can breathe easy!

LOL

[mojo]

@ all of you pervs!

[universal4]

Whew....I guess I can breath a little easier now.....



Rick
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[livefree247]

ROLMAO!! I gotta get in on this thread..hehehe

Here's my penis joke


The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't say anything, but rubbed it out and went on with the class.

But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again - "penis", this time written slightly larger. So she rubbed it out again, and went on with the lesson.

Again next day, in larger letters, there was the word "penis" again. With a red face she rubbed it out and went on with the lesson.

Well, this went on for a whole week, every day the word penis getting bigger.

Finally, on Friday she went into the classroom to find chalked up: "See, the harder you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

[Renee]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

Just stepped into this thread and i am laughing my ass off! lollllll

Good One CJ!

And don't worry guys, i looked up the "****" flu, and it only effects the bigger, longer versions....so you all can breathe easy!

LOL

Bwahahahahhah

Awesome... touché Pat.

[Shaun O'neill]

A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis."

The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list!"


He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it."