Ten Thoughts to Ponder

[Chips]

Number 10 …Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 …Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 …Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich .

Number 7 …Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 …Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 …Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4 …All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 …Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 …In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought …Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me : "Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last long."

[TheCanadianGambler]

LOL I like number 8

[Skinski]

Those were some good ones. I like #7. Reminds me of the case of one of my grandsons, Caden who just turned 3. When babysitting him on rainy days all I have to do to occupy his time is turn the pc on to nick jr and he's content as can be.

[Renee]

Number 10 was my favourite...

We had some branded condoms for the conferences and on the back they say "protect against pregnancy, aids and other STIs". I thought it was funny that they rated pregnancy as an STI.. Number 10 is the same kinda thing

[Gabriel_LCP]

All of them got me thinking and all of them seem correct. If I had to choose one, I'd choooooose... probably Number 9!

[wagerjunction]

Yeah, that #10 reminds me of a French expression. Roughly translated it states "The worst of all sexually transmitted diseases, always fatal, is life".

[Lee-Ann]

Am totally tuning in on # 6 today
Very funny - thanks for posting, made me chuckle a bit at the end of a looooong day

[Anthony]

Great post Chips!

#10 is a winner.

[davenewgates]

Number 7 is a good one, on a more serious note number 9 will keep you think of getting to a more active life.

[RobSmith]

I like #2 it sums up my life at the moment:

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.