Water or Coke?

[Chips]

WATER

#1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
(Likely that this applies to half the worlds population.)


#2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger.


#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism by as much as 3%.


#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.


#5. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.


#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.


#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with Basic Mathematics and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.


#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should drink every day?



COKE

#1. In many States, the Highway Patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.


#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.


#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap Aluminium foil dipped in Coca-Cola.


#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.


#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.


#7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminium foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.


#8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.


FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

#1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric Acid also leaches Calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of Osteoporosis.

#2. To carry Coca-Cola Syrup (The Concentrate), the commercial trucks must use Hazardous Material Place Cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

#3. The Distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of the trucks for about 20 years!





Now the question is: Would you like a glass of water . . . . . . . or Coke ?

Think I'll just have another BEER!

[laura@cricketontv]

lol

Not sure how nice a vodka and water will taste at the end of the day though

[patmcluk]

Tonic water does the job just as wellin a vodka, as long as you have a slice of lemon in it.

I personally have always hated the taste of coke, now I know why!

[PokerNations]

I used to drink Coke like it was going outta style! But my wife and I replaced that and are mostly water drinkers. If we do have a coke, we'll split the can and share it

[bilalamjad3]

water
i like.
not coke or something.

[HenrikGr]

haha brilliant,

Just feel a bit bad about the coke I had for lunch now...... maybe some after work beer will make me feel better

[thepokerkeep]

#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap Aluminium foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

I use the coke to clean the bumper on my car while drinking beer. Then I take the tinfoil and make a hat out of it - it keeps the aliens from getting into my head.

[Anthony]

Going to put down the coke I'm drinking and do some auto maintenance.

[Laura B]

Oh my life! I think that's really sweet!!!

I used to drink Coke like it was going outta style! But my wife and I replaced that and are mostly water drinkers. If we do have a coke, we'll split the can and share it

[buddy]

Always water for me

[bilalamjad3]

same opinion buddy
you and me.

[giggles7p]

That is why i drink Pepsi!

LOLL

Chips, no ****....nice little post and something to think about....I drink about 10 bottles of water a day and they only bad thing i can say about it is it makes me *** my pants when i cough! LOLLLLLL

[Skinski]

Yep, been using coke since I was a child to clean battery posts on vehicles. Works like a champ.

[Renee]

LOL @ Giggles..

My thought is that so many things kill you these days or give you cancer or whatever.. why not enjoy your life instead of worrying about this stuff..

And I am drinking a diet coke as we speak..

YUM!

I'm sure living in Australia I will get skin cancer before my stomach shits itself.

Knock on wood of course..

[Puma]

Damn you Renee now I am seriously going on a water kick ! I love coke but can you explain something? How does a white powder destroy so many things?

[Renee]

Damn you Renee now I am seriously going on a water kick ! I love coke but can you explain something? How does a white powder destroy so many things?

Hahahahahaha

I had to read this about 20 times to actually get it!
Too innocent I tell ya...