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    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river.


    Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

    'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

    Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

    After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

    'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

    Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong armsand strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.


    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:

    'God,please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

    Poof! . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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    LMAOOOO! Why thank you Mr. Chips......a "smart" joke for a change! lolllll

    I can sooooooo see that happening....LOLL
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    screen shots or it didn't happen, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thepokerkeep View Post
    screen shots or it didn't happen, lol.
    LOL Mr. Man!

    Good to see you giggles, have been missing you lately. Up to no good?

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    It's one of those typical woman stories, usually saved for girls night. WE all know the REAL story, but gotta keep the fairer sex happy!

    <flames>.....

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