Help Needed!!!!!!!

**Betpartners** · 14 March 2009, 10:26 am

awesome game

everton v stoke ???????

fire them, i would beat them

go to justin.tv mate you will be able to watch arsenal there

**wagerprofits** · 14 March 2009, 10:30 am

would love to but i have to go to my daughters school picnic which is going to be so much fun......

Shaun

Originally Posted by Betpartners

awesome game

everton v stoke ???????

fire them, i would beat them

go to justin.tv mate you will be able to watch arsenal there

**Betpartners** · 14 March 2009, 10:41 am

much better than watching boring Arsenal

**wagerprofits** · 14 March 2009, 8:41 pm

How can 4 -0 be boring?????

Get ready to get nailed by Villa....

Shaun

Originally Posted by Betpartners

much better than watching boring Arsenal

**Renee** · 15 March 2009, 7:35 pm

Gotta love that every conversation started by Shaun with Betpartners participating turns into bloody soccer rivalry..

You guys crack me up..

BTW Shaun, has your Mrs popped yet?
The funny gas is the best..

I remember when my mum had my brother (I was 14 at the time), we were in her room and i was sucking down the gas.. walked down to the cafeteria and ended up falling over. An old guy helped me up and we both started laughing. He asked me if i had some gas and i said yeah and we both laughed..

The gas is awesome.

**wagerprofits** · 15 March 2009, 8:04 pm

Nothing 4 days overdue and not a baby in sight.....

I have just hired a good dvd and food on the way will to bet the waters will break in the next hour or so....

Shaun

Originally Posted by Renee

Gotta love that every conversation started by Shaun with Betpartners participating turns into bloody soccer rivalry..

You guys crack me up..

BTW Shaun, has your Mrs popped yet?
The funny gas is the best..

I remember when my mum had my brother (I was 14 at the time), we were in her room and i was sucking down the gas.. walked down to the cafeteria and ended up falling over. An old guy helped me up and we both started laughing. He asked me if i had some gas and i said yeah and we both laughed..

The gas is awesome.

**wagerprofits** · 15 March 2009, 8:05 pm

**** how mental is that that the post i talk my baby being born and the post number is 666.....

So true and spot on waiting for my wife to shout me any minute....

Shaun

**Renee** · 15 March 2009, 8:15 pm

Originally Posted by wagerprofits

**** how mental is that that the post i talk my baby being porn and the post number is 666.....

So true and spot on waiting for my wife to shout me any minute....

Shaun

Well if your baby is porn and it was post 666, I would be starting to worry by now.

**casinojack** · 16 March 2009, 11:10 am

Shaun,

SEX

works everytime, and lots of it...unless she pukes on you

(hate morning sickness)

**AE-Martyn** · 16 March 2009, 11:34 am

Is she definately pregnant and not just...a'hem...big boned?

If she is pregnant pineapple is supposed to do the trick, she has to eat it though and not....anyway!

If it helps my firstborn came 2 days after the waters broke and was induced by me watching UTD on TV with her delivering me a beer from the kitchen, while making a curry!

I think the smell of all the herbs and spices brought it on!

Good luck fella, I will be there again in June!

**wagerprofits** · 16 March 2009, 2:37 pm

Funny you say that martin she has been eating a bucket load of food the last couple of months....................

Shaun

p.s. Still nothing

Originally Posted by CWC-Martyn

Is she definately pregnant and not just...a'hem...big boned?

If she is pregnant pineapple is supposed to do the trick, she has to eat it though and not....anyway!

If it helps my firstborn came 2 days after the waters broke and was induced by me watching UTD on TV with her delivering me a beer from the kitchen, while making a curry!

I think the smell of all the herbs and spices brought it on!

Good luck fella, I will be there again in June!

**LiveCasinoPartners** · 17 March 2009, 12:22 am

You guys crack me up, seriously. I did my internship at the Alauela hospital in gynecology. I delivered about 75 babies myself those four months (low risk). During the time not one mentioned curry, pineapples, bikes, horses... (doggy style.. yea).. but you guys really crack me up.

Please let us know when you finally give birth.. and good luck!

**wagerprofits** · 17 March 2009, 12:27 am

I could take her down to the Taj for a curry, great food.....

Still nothing but St Patricks day tomorrow keep your fingers crossed...

Shaun

Originally Posted by WagerX

You guys crack me up, seriously. I did my internship at the Alauela hospital in gynecology. I delivered about 75 babies myself those four months (low risk). During the time not one mentioned curry, pineapples, bikes, horses... (doggy style.. yea).. but you guys really crack me up.

Please let us know when you finally give birth.. and good luck!

**AE-Martyn** · 17 March 2009, 6:20 am

Today would be a good day! You could ensure that your good lady stay in for the night and rests while you go wet the babies head...with lots of Guiness!

Sunday would be a nice day too, its mothers day here so that would mean a double celebration and we all know what that means...MORE BEER!

Have you tried coaxing him out with a chocolate bar or a pizza? Just wave them around the entrance/exit as soon as they get the wiff they'll be straight out for a slice!!

**wagerprofits** · 17 March 2009, 7:45 am

I think today will be the day, the luck of the Irish.....

Shaun

Originally Posted by CWC-Martyn

Today would be a good day! You could ensure that your good lady stay in for the night and rests while you go wet the babies head...with lots of Guiness!

Sunday would be a nice day too, its mothers day here so that would mean a double celebration and we all know what that means...MORE BEER!

Have you tried coaxing him out with a chocolate bar or a pizza? Just wave them around the entrance/exit as soon as they get the wiff they'll be straight out for a slice!!

**AE-Martyn** · 17 March 2009, 7:58 am

Good luck man. Can I recommend that you take a bottle of water, a bottle of juice (sugary) and request a fan. Not someone shouting encourragement but one that circulates coldish air!

They were the items that helped my wife through her drug free birth!

Where as for me, well.....Gas n Air baby, weeeeeee!

**Betpartners** · 17 March 2009, 8:00 am

i agree today is the day mate, i feel it, first Newcastle will win and the bairn will pop out

**casinojack** · 17 March 2009, 10:46 am

Ok this might be extreme, but I was watching bungy jumpers today.....Maybe of she hung from her hands, you have a big pillow at bottom of bridge, and she jumps........hmmm never mind, let nature runs it course

**Sam M.** · 17 March 2009, 12:56 pm

Hi wagerprofits

Since you got over the first dangerous months of the pregnancy
there nothing left to do but wait

To kill some time you may play our innovative i-Slots "Baby Boomers"

All the best
Sam

**wagerprofits** · 17 March 2009, 1:14 pm

Sam M

That was a shamless punt but i love your style...

Can you give me $100 for free???

Shaun

Originally Posted by Sam M.

Hi wagerprofits

Since you got over the first dangerous months of the pregnancy
there nothing left to do but wait

To kill some time you may play our innovative i-Slots "Baby Boomers"

All the best
Sam

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